Post by Sirius Black on Aug 24, 2012 21:40:11 GMT 10
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Well hello dear! Come on in and sit yourself down!
My name's Serah Thalies and I'll be conducting your interview this afternoon to see if we can find you a perfect match!
Let's get started with your full name,
Sirius Orion Black III
And do you have a nicknames?
Nah. Sirius is pretty much it.
And let's be honest now, how old are you?
23.
And which school did you go to?
Hogwarts.
And which house were you in?
Gryffindor!
Fascinating, now lets add a picture to your folder shall we? I believe you have brought one along today.
Now what's your family heritage?
Pureblood, but oi, don't go spreading that around.
Brilliant! And when did you get your wand?
Ebony wood, eleven and a half inches, Unicorn Tail Core
That's good to know, now is there anything else we should know? Anything that irritates you?
Severus Snape (but as if that really needs saying), detention, most classes, his brother, his parents, pretty much his entire family, commitment, being ordered aroundbeing told 'no', people who don't find him hilarious, boring people, clingy people..
And is there anything you really quite like?
Causing trouble, women, firewhiskey, his fellow Marauders, dogs, being an animagus dog, women, disappointing his parents, getting howlers from his parents, James' parents, smoking, women, motorcycles, muggle stuff, cool muggle stuff
Okay, so let's move on, tell me your skills.
Well, I'm an animagus, so that pretty much counts for three, right?
I was pretty good at Transfiguration back in the day.
Oh, and I built (okay, helped bulild) the Marauders Map.
That's five. Right?
And anything you wish you were better at?
Nup.
(Sirius could be better at a lot of things. He could have done better in school, for one..)
That's all fantastic lovey! Now shall we talk a little about your family? Great! Tell me about your parents.
Mother: Walburga Black, socialite, Voldemort supporter, pureblood
Father: Orion Black, high ranking Ministry official, Voldemort supporter, pureblood
And any siblings?
Regulus Black. But, we don't talk about that.
That's enough about your family now so we can move on to finding you a perfect match! Do you have anyone in mind that you would like a date with?
James?? Ungh. I can't even begin to think about being paired up with someone for the rest of my life..
Okay, and what do you like in a partner?
Someone who's funny, is absolutely stunning, someone who's got that edge to them.
And what do you not want in a partner?
Nobody clingy, boring, or ugly.
Anyone in particular that you'd like to avoid?
I'm afraid to say I've probably already slept with anyone you've got in mind.
Fantastic work, fantastic! It looks like we'll be finding you your perfect match in no time lovey! Just one last thing and then you can go. Just post me your experience of finding out about the new marriage law.
It was a pretty warm day, considering it was the beginning of January and every day for the past week had blown a gale. Sirius shoved the rest of his ice cream cone in his mouth - he was an adult now, and that meant he could do what he wanted - and got up from the table he'd been sitting at outside Florean Fortescue's Ice Cream parlour.
There was a crowd gathered around the wall on the other side of the ice cream parlour, and Sirius wanted to see what the hell everyone was staring at. Florean hadn't had another meltdown, he knew that much. Hell, he'd been talking to the guy not five minutes ago (no you eat your ice cream fast).
He shoved his hands deep into the pockets of his leather jacket and started whistling as he made his way over to the crowd, trying to squeeze his way through to see what it was they were all staring at. He jostled his way through the crowd to see a notice that had been put up. No, wait. It wasn't a notice. It was that morning's front page of the Daily Prophet.
Sirius stood in front of the crowd, his mouth gaping wide open as he read it. Plain and clear. He'd have to settle down.
And have children.
Brilliant, thank you so much for your time deary, you may let yourself out when you're ready. Buh-bye!
